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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via boobscooper)

givemetrills:

coffee is the most important meal of the day

(via classwarandpizza)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via lingrix)

imveryinterested:

There are things I’m okay with and things that I’m not. I suppose that’s life.

(via cuntology)

(via imnotjailbait)

princeburrito:

"Boop."

princeburrito:

"Boop."

(Source : paulterwhite189, via aliveanew)

lionofchaeronea:

Leaf from an Album of Miscellaneous Paintings, Chen Hongshou, early to mid-17th century 

lionofchaeronea:

Leaf from an Album of Miscellaneous Paintings, Chen Hongshou, early to mid-17th century 

(via yamaharfang)

(Source : brokenheels-brokenheart, via kingofsweaters)

jeffrothehomo:

edwad:

ultimate kink

I’m so glad I’m gay.

jeffrothehomo:

edwad:

ultimate kink

I’m so glad I’m gay.

(Source : donnacabonna, via durrymuncher)

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source : drinkingsomewine, via speitz)

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